Crotch massager

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"This 5" classic massager is not your ordinary toy. It comes in its own carrying case, which is what makes it extra special. The carrying case features a design similar to a popular candy, only this one says Crotch. Your friends will get an absolute delight out of the humor of this toy, and when they're done laughing, they can pop some batteries in and make a different kind of noise."... Click here to buy.
Price: $6.99